Forgotten, but Not Gone
After a lengthy posting hiatus, I have returned. It’s May 5th and it’s snowing heavily. Are we entering a new era? Will mammoths once again roam the earth?
Speaking of mammoths, I have been on a fruitless search for a bathing suit for two months now. I’m not a terribly big person, but somehow there seems to be a lot of (pardon me) old woman suits with padded breast inserts in the upper sizes. And stop me if I ever, ever, ever reach for a bathing suit with a belt or a big cloth flower on it. Who designs these hideous creations? All I want is a sleek classy sports bathing suit, like the one I have now, that doesn’t require me to get a life-altering bikini wax and that keeps my breasts from bobbing over into the other lane. Too much to ask?
Speaking of bikini waxes, are airline ticket prices ever going to go down? I’m longing for a European vacation; the bus trips out to the suburbs aren’t cutting it these days.
This month’s milk recipe is Apple Custard Crumble. Hopefully, it doesn’t call for raisins. I like raisins, but not in apple desserts.
Posted on May 05, 2002 11:47 AM